Monday, 24 December 2012 17:30

“Queen James Bible” Clumsily Cleanses Scriptures of “Homophobia”

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What do you do if you claim to be a Christian but are offended by Scriptures condemning the practice of homosexuality? If you are one of the unnamed editors of the new “Queen James Bible” (QJV), you simply rewrite the offending passages to your liking, and — voilá! — the problem is solved.

Based on the 1769 edition of the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible, the QJV changes eight passages that the editors, on their website, say “anti-LGBT [lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender] Bible interpretations commonly cite” as evidence that “homosexuality is a sin.” “We edited those eight verses in a way that makes homophobic interpretations impossible,” they assert. Indeed they did.

Ironically, on another page of the website they explain that they chose to bowdlerize the KJV because “most English Bible translations that actively condemn homosexuality have based themselves on the King James Version and have erroneously adapted its words to support their own agenda.” Considering that multiple translations over many centuries, using a variety of sources, have translated these verses similarly to the KJV, it is obvious who is “erroneously” changing the clear words of Scripture “to support their own agenda.”

In fact, the crux of the editors’ argument for changing the passages is so weak as to make further investigation of their claims almost unnecessary. “Homosexuality,” they write, “was first mentioned in the Bible in 1946 in the Revised Standard Version. There is no mention of or reference to homosexuality in any Bible prior to this — only interpretations have been made.”

While it is true that the word “homosexual” did not appear in Bible translations until recent times, there is a good reason for that: The word did not exist in the English language prior to 1890. That does not, however, mean that the subject was not broached in earlier translations. As Wheaton College professor and professional Bible translator Douglas J. Moo told the Christian Post:

Few, if any English translations use the actual words “homosexuality” or “homosexual.” But the history of English translation shows that versions have consistently used other language to refer to what we would call homosexual relationships.

For instance, the King James Version of Romans 1:27 refers to “men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly.” It would be very difficult to deny that this language, and the language found in many other places in both the [Old Testament] and the [New Testament], refers to homosexuality.

Yet that is exactly what the editors of the QJV do.

Take the famous story of God’s destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, found in Genesis 19. Traditionally the sin that brought on the judgment has been thought to be the residents’ homosexual behavior. When Abraham’s nephew Lot, a resident of Sodom, received two visitors, the men of the city surrounded Lot’s house and demanded, “Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may know them.” The next day the visitors — actually angels — led Lot and his family out of the city, and God destroyed both it and Gomorrah.
The editors of the QJV, however, say that they “side with most Bible scholars” — left unnamed — “who understand the story … to be about bullying strangers.” Thus, they changed verse five to read: “And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? Bring them out unto us, that we may rape and humiliate them.”

And what of Jude 1:7, which in the KJV bluntly states that Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed for “giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh”? Since the editors of the QJV have already decided that the sin of Sodom was not homosexuality per se but the attempted rape of angels, they changed “strange flesh” to “nonhuman flesh” to align with their “clarification” of Genesis 19:5. But the men of Sodom were not aware that Lot’s visitors were angels, so why would God condemn the Sodomites for wanting to sleep with nonhumans?

Other, even clearer condemnations of homosexual behavior are transformed into condemnations of idolatry instead. The editors insert the phrase “in the temple of Molech” in Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 to imply that homosexual behavior is only an “abomination” when it takes place in the context of pagan worship. For example, Leviticus 18:22 in the KJV, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination,” becomes “Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind in the temple of Molech: it is an abomination” in the QJV.

As other commentators have pointed out, if this same logic were applied to subsequent verses in Leviticus 18, it would transform a blanket prohibition of bestiality into one conditioned on whether it takes place in pagan temples. Is this what the QJV editors intend?

The editors tie themselves in knots trying to explain that the word translated “abomination” really means something less, such as “ritually unclean” or “taboo.” But, they explain,

To simply replace “abomination” with “taboo” would only address 18:22, and not the death penalty proposed in 20:13. Furthermore, we don’t believe homosexual relations to be taboo, so that solution would have been unsatisfactory. Since abominable offenses aren’t all punishable by death like this one leads us to believe there was translative error at some point: If having sex with a man is punishable by death, it wouldn’t be called an abomination. Therefore, we left the word abomination as is, and found a much more elegant and logically clear solution to this interpretive ambiguity....

Obviously these editors also have their own definitions of “elegant” and “logically clear.”

Romans 1:26 and 1:27 get a similar, albeit more subtle, treatment as the verses in Leviticus, again premised on the idolatry theory.

Other verses, too, are subjected to unwarranted edits, but the result is the same: to sweep away Scriptures plainly declaring homosexual behavior a sin.

By the way, the QJV got its name because, according to the editors:

Commonly known to biographers but often surprising to most Christians, King James I was a well-known bisexual. Though he did marry a woman, his many gay relationships were so well-known that amongst some of his friends and court, he was known as “Queen James.” It is in his great debt and honor that we name The Queen James Bible so.

In truth, James’s sexuality is a matter of dispute among historians. Robert Bucholz and Newton Key, in Early Modern England, 1458-1714, assert that “the issue is murky.” But given the QJV editors’ lack of concern for scriptural fidelity, their similar disinterest in historical accuracy is hardly surprising.

The QJV isn’t the first attempt to rewrite Scripture to make it say what some want it to say; and if the editors get their druthers, it won’t be the last. The QJV “resolves any homophobic interpretations of the Bible,” they write, “but the Bible is still filled with inequality and even contradiction that we have not addressed.” The Almighty is surely waiting with bated breath to see how mere mortals can once more “improve” upon His Word.


  • Comment Link Charles Michaels Monday, 14 January 2013 01:52 posted by Charles Michaels

    "The Almighty is surely waiting with bated breath to see how mere mortals can once more “improve” upon His Word."

    Funny you say that, since "His Word" was actually written, edited, and translated by mere mortals, centuries after the supposed events took place.

    You'd think The Almighty would do better than ripping off the myths of other cultures, scientific and historical errors, holes, nonsense, and contradictions

  • Comment Link aCultureWarrior Friday, 28 December 2012 17:35 posted by aCultureWarrior

    There are 3 tenets to atheism (the first two were defined by Pastor Douglas Wilson, the third by yours truly):

    1. There is no God
    2. I hate Him
    3. I hate Him so much that I'll try to redefine His Word as seen in Holy Scripture.

    The sodomites have done the 3rd. By the way, King James was a good man who had a lot of enemies (hence like every good man, had his name smeared after his death).

  • Comment Link Liberal Bias Thursday, 27 December 2012 21:00 posted by Liberal Bias

    Are we sure this isn't just a joke?

    After all, the people over at "Conservapedia" have a whole "re-write the Bible to make it more conservative" project,

    ...which I'm pretty sure is actually a joke written by liberals because conservatives wouldn't really do that kind of thing.

  • Comment Link Lynette Thursday, 27 December 2012 10:39 posted by Lynette

    King James was NOT gay. That is a myth that Dr. Phil Stringer has exposed:

  • Comment Link Lynette Thursday, 27 December 2012 10:37 posted by Lynette

    They can't change the underlying Textus Receptus, which the KING James Bible, was derived from. We are to contend for the faith, which is what this article does, praise the Lord!
    "Beloved, when I gave all diligence to write unto you of the common salvation, it was needful for me to write unto you, and exhort [you] that ye should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered unto the saints." Jude 1:3
    As for the Bible word changers, "They that forsake the law praise the wicked: but such as keep the law contend with them." Proverbs 28:4
    11 He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still.
    18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
    19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

  • Comment Link Dave Cobb Thursday, 27 December 2012 06:01 posted by Dave Cobb

    Proselytizing scriptures contained in the WORD has been an enigma since the earliest translations. Some individuals unfortunately, fail or refuse to realize, in doing so is sin in and of itself. (Revelation 22:18-19)

    Many "new age and purpose driven" churches are being premised in perverting the word of GOD; In many instances willfully misrepresenting and/or completely disregarding entire books of the Bible. (Matthew 15:14); Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.

    With ink and paper anyone can pervert the Bible to justify their earthly desires and lusts. However, we are not to judge them, nor point fingers and curse them. Albeit, we can find and distort scripture to justify those actions as well.
    We are not to hate the sinner. We are to hate the sin. We must pray for them. GOD does not want even one to perish.

    Those teaching these perverted and false doctrines might very well justify their actions among men; But will they be able to justify their teaching before the throne? Teachers, Preachers and Ministers of HIS Word carry a weighty responsibility to lead in the way of truth. Judgment for leading people in any other direction, I would surmise to be biblical.

    GOD allows us to make choices. If one might choose to step off into an abyss alone, that is his or her choice to make. However, If one chooses to lead many off into an abyss, I find it hard to believe GOD would forgive them.

  • Comment Link keefer Wednesday, 26 December 2012 22:42 posted by keefer

    The Queen James people are right! Sodom and Gomorrah was about HETEROSEXUAL MEN using rape to humiliate the angels. It is funny how "KKKristians" distort the Bible for their own political agenda. The story states that ALL OF THE MEN wanted to rape the angels, not just some of them. So Tennant actually believes that an entire town is made of gay men??? REALLY!!!!!!! Sorry, but FACTS ARE FACTS. More facts include that homosexuality is a NORMAL BIOLOGICAL VARIANT among 3% of humans and has nothing to do with choices or morality. Furthermore, there are many creative and productive homosexual people like ALAN TURING who saved your sorry behinds from the Nazis, only to be CRUCIFIED BY HOMOPHOBES!!!!!!! So go live like the Levites and have multiple wives, stone adulterers, sacrifice animals, and all of the other insane practices which are proscribed in your BOOK OF HATRED FOR MANKIND!!!!!

  • Comment Link voiceofthenameless Wednesday, 26 December 2012 06:33 posted by voiceofthenameless

    what's next, the JJV (Jester James Version) where drugs are ok, adultry is ok (as long as all couples consent), killing is ok (as long as you were offended)?

    This book disgraces religion and the word of God.

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