The Last Exorcism could have been a very thoughtful exploration of skepticism being thrown into doubt (if not out the window) in the face of spiritual evidence to the contrary; unfortunately, however, the film throws all that out with its ridiculous ending.
You might think that incompetence so massive it results in the recall of over half a billion eggs would also result in the recall of those responsible — or irresponsible. But no. Instead, the federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) demands that we increase its power. This is rather like a babysitter's running over your toddler as she pulls into your drive, then insisting you hire her to chauffeur your other kids to school.
My column titled "What Handouts to Cut?" created a number of angry responses, and for the first time in my life, I had some, not much, sympathy for political cowardice. Most letters were from senior citizens angered by my suggestion that they were receiving handouts and those handouts be cut.
I haven't come up with a name for my new political party yet, though I am working on a few possibilities: the Pizza Party, the Beer Party (We promise never to bring back Prohibition), the Pot Party (We promise to repeal Prohibition), the Tailgate Party (See our plank on Prohibition), the Midnight Party, and others. But I am preparing to throw my New Hampshire Fisher Cats baseball cap in the ring and declare my candidacy for President in 2012.